Three men wait at the gates of heaven on Christmas Eve. They`re told they have to present a Christmas gift to get in. The first man checks his pockets and finds pine needles from his family`s tree. He`s allowed in. The second hands over a bow and some ribbon. He`s allowed in. The third man pulls out a pair of panties. "How do those represent Christmas?" St. Peter asks him. "Oh," the man replies, "they`re Carol`s."
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